Netropolitan :

Not sure what to say to your Valentine? You can find out how to say “I love
you” in a hundred languages, from Afrikaans to Zuni at
http://www.dozyrosy.demon.co.uk/Valentine.
Or if you’ve forgotten to send a card to express
undying passion, you can cut and paste the text into your favourite Valentine’s
e-card service (try http://www.bcyellowpages.com/Valentines Cards/) and your
love—and probably the rest of the office—will instantly be informed
of the depth of your e-feelings.