A COMPANY going by the name of Fake Bake is promoting what Niall Goulding considers a “rather amusing” skin product. Featuring something called “apple stem cell technology”, Fake Bake’s Platinum Face Self-Tan is apparently a “breakthrough in anti-ageing” – for which you may read that it is a breakthrough in fruitloopery.
The product is described in the “self tan” section of fakebake.co.uk/shop.html. Here we are told that with its Platinum Face Self-Tan, “Fake Bake has combined its award winning self-tan formula (containing premium DHA and Erythulose for longer lasting, natural looking results) with the latest anti-ageing…
