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6 February 2013

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What makes cells despondent?

“THE next time someone asks me whether I’m unwell, I’ll be sure to say that my cells are despondent,” Su Chiang informs us, after receiving an email from E. A. Martinez of LinearDynamics-Energy.com.

The email, entitled “Radioactive Particulate Deflection Technology”, is addressed to “Predominant Medical Community”. In it, Martinez announces: “We are the manufacturers of The XCL Power Producer. We provide energy at zero emissions and in doing that at zero emissions, we create a resonance field, at 5 over…

“Essentially, what this means for your medical staff, university, and patients, is that we manufacture an apature [sic] that…

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