From Thomas Conway
My father is a general practitioner, and some years ago he was doing a round
of house calls. One elderly man gave him a generous urine sample in a whisky
bottle. My father left it sitting on the back seat of the car while he was doing
his other calls.
A couple of calls later, he returned to his car. He found the back window
smashed and the bottle stolen. I hope the thief knew what whisky is supposed to
smell like.
Kew, Victoria
